Sunday, July 08, 2007

Run, Jammies, Run!

See Jammies.

Jammies has a house.

See the house.

Jammies has two dogs.

See the dogs. Their names are Bigfoot and Littlefoot.

My, those are some furry dogs, aren't they?

Jammies has some friends.

See her friends. Their names are Mallie, Jay, Imp, Dran, Rob, Amy, Josh and KellyGirl.

Jammies' friend Scott is now thinking something about "I don't have friends."

Bad Scott!

Jammies is now thinking something very rude at Scott! :o

Bad Jammies!

Jammies is proud of her house and her dogs and her friends.

Jammies invites all of her friends to come stay with her for a weekend.

What is this called?

This is called a house party.

A house party is a good thing.

Before the house party, Jammies must get ready. She must clean the house.

Did Jammies start cleaning two weeks before the party?

No, she did not.

Jammies started cleaning one week before the house party.

Is this a good thing?

No, it is not.

What is this called?

This is called procrastination.

Procrastination is a bad thing.

Now it is eleven forty-seven a.m.

See the clock?

It will be noon very soon.

Jammies didn't start cleaning early.

What did she do?

She spray painted her wicker chairs.

Did she buy enough paint for all three chairs?

She did not.

This is a bad thing.

Jammies' hands are trembling because of the spray-painting.

Jammies is also very tired.

Jammies cannot stop cleaning yet.

She still has lots of work to do!

See the dirty house.

See Jammies looking sad.

Did Jammies learn not to procrastinate?

Probably not.


Alessia Brio said...

Just ply us with liquor. We won't notice the dirt. ;)

Zayrina said...

What about the basement? Did you clean that? OMFG what if one of your liquor plied guests makes a wrong turn and sees the basement?

Love, the paranoia fairy.

Scott said...


Sherri said...

I'm actually looking forward to rolling around in some clutter and filth. My house is disturbingly clean.

Scott, do you wanna go?

the queen said...

Everybody, I dare you, go directly in the basement, lie on the ground and look at the floor from eye level.

Jammies - you know after the first person is there they mess the place up, so just blame them.