A little blast from the past, because it still applies:
To my health insurance company, for all the times you've screwed me, sans sweet talk, sans foreplay, sans lube and sans reacharound:
Just so you know, I'm going to enter your building armed with some fancy gun which shoots lots and lots and lots of bullets very fast. I am going to tell everyone but you to vacate the building, then I am going to make you walk through it, leaving nice little lumps of C4 everywhere. Then I am going to shoot the hell out of every computer, fax machine, printer, and even *gasp* the coffee and vending machines. After that, you and I will walk out of the building and detonate the C4.
As the police take me away, I will laugh maniacally at the thought of your insurance company dropping your coverage after they pay off your claim.
3 comments:
I'm gonna be serious - its a half hour before i have to get ready for work and you aren't online.
I'm the guy from "Eerie, PA" who creates all the strange names and who some here felt was a troll. Truth is Jammies is a dear dear friend of mine who i don't think realizes how important she has been in my life (i'm a divorced guy who really hates weddings and the only time she and i met was when she invited me to a wedding where she was the only person i would have remotely known). She helped me thru a really rough period in my life and i really wish i lived closer to her to be there for her right now.
And i know she is going to be ok, and the next time i see her she is going to be a whole new person, healthier and happier, and still the idea of there being a 2 % chance she might not make it scares me.
And this is where i have grown to hate the internet because i won't know until Snicker (& Snicker please accept my apologies for calling you Milky Way - its just my lame attempt at humor) posts that everything is ok.
Until then i'm going to be praying and worrying, and scouting around for a copy of "Chicken Run" to rent.
Awwwwwwwwww.
*hugs*
I'm fine and I'll continue to stay that way.
You had damn well better be - if i see you laying down with a peaceful smile on your face its going to be because of one thing and one thing only :)
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