Even if I'm not supposed to drive, shop, or take baths, at least I'm allowed to nap.
Cleveland Amory once said that only men could be curmudgeons. Fine. I've set out to be a curmudgeonette. I'm middle-aged, single, owned by a stubborn dog and so white bread all my clothes should say "Wonder." If it weren't for a few little quirks, I would be absolutely indistinguishable from other Midwestern females.
Wednesday, February 28, 2007
A bored Jammies is a dangerous Jammies
Yes, boredom has set in, along with its buddy, cabin fever. This morning, even though I'm not supposed to drive, I got in the car and made the ten-minute jaunt to Taco Bell. Once there, I couldn't make up my mind, so I got a number of different things, most of which are now in my refrigerator, mocking me for buying them. I actually ate a chicken soft taco (too many onions) and a grilled steak taquito (cute commercials, but the product is just the steak soft taco with a new name) and feel guilty for the steak quesadillas and the rest of the taquitos sitting in my refrigerator. I wonder if I would have made the suicidal fast-food run if the UPS guy had been a little faster? You see, when I got home, there was A Box waiting for me. A Box from Sherri, sent before she left for Tahoe. There were five Charlaine Harris books on loan, bunny barrettes, bunny socks, a bunny pen, a frog notepad, a grow your own voodoo doll, a grow your own prince, and two bottles of Dr. Bronner's soap. This is amazing stuff--the label reads like a schizophrenic's wet dream and the soap is so pure that I'm not kidding when I say I'm so clean I squeak. I'm going to save the peppermint for when I need to WAKE UP, because when I tried the lavender, the scent was so strong it knocked me down and sat on me! :-O It's the truest, cleanest, strongest lavender scent I've run across in a lifetime of trying bath products, and right now, I am squeaky-clean, warm, utterly boneless and sleepy.
Even if I'm not supposed to drive, shop, or take baths, at least I'm allowed to nap.

Even if I'm not supposed to drive, shop, or take baths, at least I'm allowed to nap.
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3 comments:
Yes, the Dr. Bronner's is a mighty, mighty soap. And yes, reading the bottle will make you wonder just who this madman is.
And I only sent you the SMALL bottles -- there is MORE TEXT in the same sized font on the LARGE bottles.
Oh, and a warning on the peppermint -- rub anything like a mucus membrane with caution and a generous warm water ablution. It will give you a new meaning for "Waking Up Fresh".
Boneless Jammies. That sets my twisted little mind to work.
*HUGS* Jammies. Get well.
I have the Bronners lavender in a bar, and some almond, and lemon verbena, too. What I don't have (and envy Jammies every second), is a bathtub. Sigh.
Take it easy missy, taco hell, really?
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