Cleveland Amory once said that only men could be curmudgeons. Fine. I've set out to be a curmudgeonette.
I'm middle-aged, single, owned by a stubborn dog and so white bread all my clothes should say "Wonder." If it weren't for a few little quirks, I would be absolutely indistinguishable from other Midwestern females.
Sunday, March 04, 2007
I want a bath.
I desperately crave a bath.
I need a bath.
I am horribly nauseous, and a bath with peppermint/spearmint bubble bath is exactly the solution to my troubles.