Cleveland Amory once said that only men could be curmudgeons. Fine. I've set out to be a curmudgeonette.
I'm middle-aged, single, owned by two dogs and so white bread all my clothes should say "Wonder." If it weren't for the sock sex, I would be absolutely indistinguishable from other Midwestern females. Fortunately, I have a few little quirks that keep me slightly different.
Sunday, March 04, 2007
I want a bath.
I desperately crave a bath.
I need a bath.
I am horribly nauseous, and a bath with peppermint/spearmint bubble bath is exactly the solution to my troubles.