Monday, June 09, 2008

Things not to do on Monday

At least not in this particular order:

1. Apply hydrocortisone cream to itchy spot on left hand, using fingers of right hand.
2. Alternate between using pen & highlighter with right hand.
3. Nibble thoughtfully on end of pen.
4. Wonder why your lips are numb.

Oops.


3 comments:

Lisa Emrich said...

Sorry your lips went numb, but this gave me a little chuckle this evening.

Romantic Heretic said...

Oops indeed. ;)

Anonymous said...

Ya know...

That sounds like something I would do.jfnfqi