Thursday, June 12, 2008

Because leaving your side door unlocked is exactly like wearing a miniskirt

...it just invites rape.

Never mind that it's a side door.

Never mind that you can't tell if a door is locked unless you try it.

Never mind that anyone trying to open a stranger's door probably doesn't have a whole lot of nice things in mind.

Leave your door unlocked and get assaulted and raped, at least according to one big-mouthed member of the RCMP.

Here's my letter to the editor, feel free to write your own:

I'm sure anyone with criminal intent is very comforted to know that Cpl. Buxley will excuse rape & assault on the basis of an unlocked door which isn't visible from the street. How nice for the bad guys.


I'm so ticked I can't see straight right now.


2 comments:

Sherri said...

Cpl Bigmouth probably thinks he can't be raped or assaulted because he's a big ol' tough guy, and the women really wanted it anyway. Especially those 80 year olds with the sexy flannel nighties.

rgraham666 said...

They seem to have lowered the admission standards for the RCMP in recent years.

*HUGS* Jammies.