When I first found you, you were thick and fluffy, and worth every penny you cost me.
Now, you are thin and mean, but you still think you're worth the same expensive price.
I'm leaving you in five more rolls.
P.S. I might try the Charmin, even though the bear commercials irritate me no end.
If anyone knows of a soft, sturdy, septic-safe replacement for Cottonelle, I'd love the info!