Friday, September 14, 2007

Now that you're thin, I hate you.

Dear C,

When I first found you, you were thick and fluffy, and worth every penny you cost me.

Now, you are thin and mean, but you still think you're worth the same expensive price.

I'm leaving you in five more rolls.



P.S. I might try the Charmin, even though the bear commercials irritate me no end.

If anyone knows of a soft, sturdy, septic-safe replacement for Cottonelle, I'd love the info!


Becs said...

Oh no! Cottonelle is one of those weird luxuries I allow myself from time to time. Otherwise it's the Kirkland brand from Costco.

It's been a couple of months since I bought Cottonelle and I can't believe they monkeyed around with it. Because it was perfect, it was so easy to make it worse.


Zayrina said...

Too late to try the Charmin missy, I already rolled my eyes at you and your deep bear predjudice.