Cleveland Amory once said that only men could be curmudgeons. Fine. I've set out to be a curmudgeonette.
I'm middle-aged, single, owned by a stubborn dog and so white bread all my clothes should say "Wonder." If it weren't for a few little quirks, I would be absolutely indistinguishable from other Midwestern females.
Saturday, August 25, 2007
*sigh*
I am restless tonight. I don't know what I want, but I want something other than a Saturday night with pizza rolls and the computer or a book or a bath.
2 comments:
Need new batteries for the vibrator again?
Well you can read the book and eat pizza rolls - or bring the computer into the bathtub and, er, well, thats not gonna work out so good.
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