Cleveland Amory once said that only men could be curmudgeons. Fine. I've set out to be a curmudgeonette.
I'm middle-aged, single, owned by a stubborn dog and so white bread all my clothes should say "Wonder." If it weren't for a few little quirks, I would be absolutely indistinguishable from other Midwestern females.
Monday, June 11, 2007
Whoa
A big IfBunny just landed on me. I'll probably be running around chasing my tail for a few weeks...
My dustbunnies are thriving, Argy. *hugs and smooches*
Scott, IfBunnies are big hefty things that land on your chest and knock your breath out. If you want some, though, ask Sherri--they breed at her house.
Rob, If Bunnies are big buddles of potential something that hang around and torment you, especially at night when you want to sleep. They are the "ifs", the crossroads, the things that MIGHT happen, and they tend to come in herds -- one if breeds other ifs.
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No IF bunnies ever come my way.
Now dust bunnies on the other hand...
My dustbunnies are thriving, Argy. *hugs and smooches*
Scott, IfBunnies are big hefty things that land on your chest and knock your breath out. If you want some, though, ask Sherri--they breed at her house.
IfBunny?
Pray tell, enlighten this ignorant sod. ;)
Rob, If Bunnies are big buddles of potential something that hang around and torment you, especially at night when you want to sleep. They are the "ifs", the crossroads, the things that MIGHT happen, and they tend to come in herds -- one if breeds other ifs.
Does that help?
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