Cleveland Amory once said that only men could be curmudgeons. Fine. I've set out to be a curmudgeonette.
I'm middle-aged, single, owned by a stubborn dog and so white bread all my clothes should say "Wonder." If it weren't for a few little quirks, I would be absolutely indistinguishable from other Midwestern females.
5 comments:
I love this. I was NC-17.
Now I'm striving for an XXX rating. What do I have to do to get that?
More toe porn!
More international signs for oral sex!
More skin on Love Boat!
(sorry, Bloom County moment)
My blog's only PG for the following:
crap (3x) and dead (1x)
You get an "F" for updating, though. :P
I got PG. Well, it is just me, me, me...I got the PG for mentioning death twice. Wha?
Queen, honey, NC-17 is the new XXX.
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