Grump ringing up my purchases at World Market,
If you don't like people, get a different job.
Opposing counsel,
We're in compliance, you're not. Straighten up!
Collection agency person,
No, I'm not going to prove to you that my boss is someone's guardian so you can serve the ward. Call the nursing home and see if you can get past the staff.
Mail order pharmacy,
You have the checking account information, STOP telling the nursing home staff they can't re-order without a credit card. Assholes.
Dog,
Get your stanky butt off my brand-new pillows.
Other dog,
No people food for puppies in this house. Get used to it.
Love,
MondayJammies
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