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Thursday, January 10, 2013
Wednesday, January 09, 2013
Disney Adventure Day 5, December 25, 2012 (Costa Maya, Mexico)
Pictures and blah, blah, blah after the jump. ;)
Tuesday, January 08, 2013
Disney Adventure Day 4, December 24, 2012 (Grand Cayman Island)
Same deal as yesterday, everything is behind the jump!
Monday, January 07, 2013
Disney Adventure Day 3, December 23, 2012 (Day at sea)
Today's post has the pictures mixed in with the text, and since there are lots of pictures, everything is after the jump.
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Sunday, January 06, 2013
Disney Adventure Day 2, December 22, 2012 (Cape Canaveral, Florida)
I woke up early, but sadly, did not remember to credit The
Doctor with the continuing existence of the world—all I wanted was coffee. Fortunately, it was available in the hotel’s
gathering area well before the breakfast buffet was set up. When I went to Mom and Dad’s room and
knocked very quietly on the door, Mom let me in and after we’d talked for a
bit, she told me that the Crossword-Mathgeek family was planning to have
breakfast at 8:30, so I said I’d come back and join them. However, when I went to get another cup of
coffee, Jeeves and Superdoughnut were already having breakfast, so I joined them
instead.
Breakfast was decent—the pineapple was good, the toaster was
slooooow and the yogurt was Dannon, but I got plenty to eat and either the meds
or the previous night’s salad solved one of my problems. J Jeeves made a Publix run and bought out the
pharmacy aisle because Lady Margo woke up with a sore throat, and Mom had to get
her bathing suit out of the car, but we all managed to get our stuff
together and get on the bus for the Disney terminal on time. Just as Dad was grumping that bus was supposed
to leave at 11:15, it started up and we pulled out at 11:20.
Getting to the terminal was very quick, but since Mom and I did our online check-in late, we were not in the same boarding group as the
rest of the family. They all got to
board at noon, while we had to hang around in the terminal until 1. When they did call group 25, Mom and Dad and
I managed to sneak on board behind another family and not be announced. Dad kept saying he wanted to put his bag
down and Mom and I kept telling him the rooms wouldn’t open until 1:30. Rather than try to find the rest of the
family, the three of us went to lunch at the Enchanted Garden, which is an
extremely lovely restaurant.
After lunch, Dad and I both went to take naps. We did get some family time, because all
four rooms are in a line, and our verandas all line up. There was a lot of talking back and forth,
and that stayed true for the rest of the trip.
For some reason, I hadn’t turned off my cell, so what woke
me was that ringing, followed by the message tone when I didn’t find the phone
fast enough. I looked at the caller ID,
expecting that someone from the family was trying to wake me up, but instead it
was the woman with whom I’d interviewed for a court job a week ago. I GOT THE JOB! I start on January 2nd, which gives me the 1st for getting
Mom’s office set up for her return.
I knocked on the connecting door between my room and my
parents', and Dad was still napping, but Mom came to the door and I told her,
then I went down to Jeeves and Lady Margo’s room and told them. We all went out on the balcony and when I
saw that Dad was on his balcony, I said, “Hey, Dad, who are you looking
at?” He said he didn’t know, and I
said, “The newest probate court employee, that’s who!”
This time, we had the early dinner, so we all met in the
hallway and headed for the Royal Court.
I’m not sure what happened, but I ate a really yummy bowl of French
onion soup, had a Lemon Drop martini, took about four bites of my salad with
goat cheese and knew I was going to be sick.
I excused myself from dinner, took the elevator up and made it back to
my room before tossing my cookies. I
brushed my teeth, sat down and rested for a bit, then went back downstairs to
see the tree lighting. Mom was in her
room reading when I got back upstairs, so we talked a little bit, then she fell
asleep around 9. I wasn’t going to buy
internet service on this trip, but I had to go online and tell everyone about
the job, so I bought 250 minutes. I managed to stay up until almost 10, and
after a last smoke on the veranda, where I saw a lighted ship traveling away
from us, I snuggled under my big poofy coverlet on my big poofy mattress and
fell asleep.
Pictures of my room and the Towel Animal du Jour (a swan) after the jump!
Pictures of my room and the Towel Animal du Jour (a swan) after the jump!
Saturday, January 05, 2013
Disney Adventure Day 1, December 21, 2012 (Akron and points south)
Like a good little traveler, I was up and moving early. I had my two cups of coffee, brushed my hair
& teeth, put my toothbrush and meds in my carryon, put the coffeepot in the
dishwasher and started it, and headed out the door.
Because it was so cold that morning, I wore black cargo
pants, fuzzy socks, fuzzy black & white leg warmers from Sock Dreams, a
black t-shirt, a white cotton shirt, a black jersey cardigan and my navy
“spring” windbreaker. It was very cold
and very dark when I left at 6:15, and the roads were icy. I was lucky in the first half of my trip,
because I was right behind a salt truck, but once I got on 77 South, I was on
my own. Thankfully, traffic was light,
so I did a steady 60 mph, and only had one scary moment. Somebody thought I wasn’t going fast enough,
so he or she passed me on the right and then zipped back into the middle lane,
cutting me off. My only thought as I
tapped the brakes was “If I die, I hope my family goes on the cruise.”
Clearly, I didn’t die, and I made it to the airport in time
to park and take a shuttle in and go through security and get to my gate just
as they were boarding. J We took off a little late after de-icing, and
arrived in Charlotte at 9:30 instead of 8:40, but the flight to Orlando wasn’t
leaving until 11:25, so I had time to walk the entire length of the airport,
buy a yogurt on the verge of sentience and what I thought was a bottle of water
but which turned out to be Sprite.
The woman Mom had hired to cover the phones had tried to
call both of us, but since I was the
one who turned my phone back on first, I was the one who got to tell her that
if she was sick, she should go home.
Eventually, Mom called me, and I told her that, then asked if the
Jeeves-Margo family were in fact flying from Charlotte to Orlando with
me. She said yes, but their plane was
landing around 11. :o
Thus I spent the next 90 minutes both worrying and wondering
why my carryon bag was so darned heavy.
I finished one book and started another, and was in the last group to
board the plane. I was chatting with my
seatmate and worrying, and they were just about to close the door when I saw my
family heading down the aisle.
Yaaaaay! They were all flushed
and a little breathless, because they had run from the same terminal at which
my flight had arrived (reserved for “small airports” like Columbus) after being
late owing to de-icing.
After that, the 90 minute flight to Orlando was a piece of
cake, and we arrived only about 30 minutes late. The Crossword-Mathgeek family was at baggage claim 5, and the
shuttle was going to pick up their party and then come to baggage claim 20 and
get us. There was a joyful reunion and
then a 1 hour trip to our hotel in Cape Canaveral. During the trip, there were several different conversations
going on. At one of those natural
pauses when everyone was quiet at once, the driver drifted over some rumble
strips, and little Princess Minnie yelled “Road farts!” This is one of the many lovely sayings passed on to the next
generation from Grampa Scary Bear.
Mom met us in the lobby, we all got check in and dumped our
bags in our rooms and then gathered in Mom & Dad’s room for snacks. After some discussion, we decided on an
early dinner, which we had at a decent tourist trap called Fishlips. At dinner, Captain Crossword announced that
Bookworm Mathgeek had gotten the highest possible grades in her two MBA courses
for that semester, so we all raised our glasses to her. Then we went back to
the hotel and celebrated Super Doughnut’s birthday in Mom and Dad’s
room. Mom had gotten vanilla ice cream
and a personalized cake, and because we were in a residence hotel, there were
plates and forks in the room. Captain
Crossword did a killer dance to “Ice Cream and Cake” and then was begged to
repeat it 3 times until he was captured on video. Even though it’s been 20 years since show choir, my little
brother still has the moves.
After ice cream and cake, Mom took me on a drugstore run, as
I was constipated and painfully bloated. She came to my room to pick up some bills I'd brought for her, and that was when I discovered that my carry-on was so heavy because I'd brought the two pounds of mixed nuts that arrived at the house after Mom and Dad left! I happily handed over the nuts and took some OTC meds and read in my room for a while, then just happened
to visit the fire pit for a cigarette at the same time Annabel, Captain
Crossword and all four kids were visiting.
It was a gas fire in a huge stone surround, and while pretty, it wasn’t
really something that encouraged sitting around it. Plus, we’d apparently brought some chilly Ohio weather with us,
as it was 57ยบ F when we landed and kept dropping. I went to bed early, after taking a long hot
shower and watching 2 episodes of Say Yes To The Bridesmaid’s Dress.
*blush*
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Tuesday, January 01, 2013
Hi honeys, I'm home!
There will be a ton of pictures and stories from our Disney adventure, but I'm home safe and sound. Mouse has Vestibular Disease, so my poor old man has to be helped outside to go potty and then back inside and he's not interested in eating, but his tail still wags for me and he's still sweet as pie. Today was a whirlwind of stopping by Mom's house to check the voice messages and print some bank statements and tomorrow I start a new job, as an auditor for the Summit County Probate Courts Accounting Department.
Despite the snow and the mess in my house left by moving 20 houseplants into the kitchen, it's good to be home!
Despite the snow and the mess in my house left by moving 20 houseplants into the kitchen, it's good to be home!
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