When it rains or snows heavily, all of the pipes carrying the water away from the flat roof leak and all of the drains back up. Huge puddles form, great swathes of parking spaces are blocked off, and this spring, the lowest level of the garage had two feet of water in it for almost a week. The only "maintenance" ABM seems to do is to put out "Wet Floor" signs convenient only for blocking more parking spaces.
Last Wednesday, I got out of my car and stepped right in a puddle. Fortunately I keep my work shoes at work and I was wearing sneakers, but I was still ticked. I thought about it all day, and at 4:00, I grabbed a sheet of paper out of the recycling bin and made a little sign.
On Friday night, as I got to the door, I saw that "Kiddie Pool", "High Dive" and "Canoes" had been added, each with their own unique arrows. As long as it's up, I can start my day happy with the knowledge that even if I don't know them personally, someone in Akron shares my sense of humor.