Last night, I dreamt that Little Miss Piggie Pie had to go into the vet for something that would take all day and when I dropped her off, the staff asked if I wanted a loaner dog. I said yes, and a tech came out with my beloved Bigfoot. I spent a wonderful day with him, and when the vet hospital called to tell me LMPP was ready to be picked up, I said, "You know you're not getting Bigfoot back, right?" The person on the phone said that was fine, it would only cost me a $45 adoption fee to keep him.
So I went and got LMPP and introduced her to Bigfoot, and had two wonderful dogs and you know how this is going to end, right?
And then I woke up. And it SUCKED. And I cried.
Cleveland Amory once said that only men could be curmudgeons. Fine. I've set out to be a curmudgeonette. I'm middle-aged, single, owned by a stubborn dog and so white bread all my clothes should say "Wonder." If it weren't for a few little quirks, I would be absolutely indistinguishable from other Midwestern females.
Monday, June 23, 2014
Tuesday, June 10, 2014
I am Jammies, hear me roar!
...or at least, hear me not whimpering like an abandoned puppy. I dealt with a hornets' nest over the back door to the breezeway all by myself last night, and today I took my shovel and flicked it off the siding in one swing.
Plus, lots of people at work loved the lemon pound cake I made for our triple baby shower yesterday. Yup, three of my co-workers are spawning. Thankfully, they are due in successive months and each works in a different area of the court, so the need for training and temporary replacements is not as difficult as it could have been.
My butterfly bushes are not completely lost--the branches are all dead, but new growth is sprouting at the base of several of them. The miniature roses are goners, though. :-(
All in all, life continues at Casa de Jammies in a mostly serene fashion, except when Rooter ventures into the front yard and Little Miss Piggie Pie barks herself hoarse.
Plus, lots of people at work loved the lemon pound cake I made for our triple baby shower yesterday. Yup, three of my co-workers are spawning. Thankfully, they are due in successive months and each works in a different area of the court, so the need for training and temporary replacements is not as difficult as it could have been.
My butterfly bushes are not completely lost--the branches are all dead, but new growth is sprouting at the base of several of them. The miniature roses are goners, though. :-(
All in all, life continues at Casa de Jammies in a mostly serene fashion, except when Rooter ventures into the front yard and Little Miss Piggie Pie barks herself hoarse.
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