Cleveland Amory once said that only men could be curmudgeons. Fine. I've set out to be a curmudgeonette.
I'm middle-aged, single, owned by a stubborn dog and so white bread all my clothes should say "Wonder." If it weren't for a few little quirks, I would be absolutely indistinguishable from other Midwestern females.
Me? Really. I do the MS Write a Check every year for you.
ReplyDeleteAwww, thank you, Spunky. Prepare for a beatdown in the toenail polish area soon, though.
ReplyDeleteNo one beats Ms Labia.
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