Cleveland Amory once said that only men could be curmudgeons. Fine. I've set out to be a curmudgeonette.
I'm middle-aged, single, owned by a stubborn dog and so white bread all my clothes should say "Wonder." If it weren't for a few little quirks, I would be absolutely indistinguishable from other Midwestern females.
Snicker.
ReplyDeleteGood one, Jammies. :)
You are so weird.
ReplyDeleteThank god.
and the word verification is "ramen" and dammit now i want noodles...