Yesterday, we had a company-wide teleconference wherein we heard phrases like "Opening new facilities in India and Asia," "We're not outsourcing jobs" and "We hope to avoid involuntary job loss."
Uh-huh.
This morning at work, I was a little chilly, so I grabbed the wrap I keep at work. As I threw it around my shoulders, I thought, "This does not go with my shirt."
*pause*
*think*
*realization*
Ohmydog, I'm wearing a red shirt!
OH NOES!
ReplyDeleteYou are not expendable. Just don't volunteer for any away missions.
O_O Scotty wore a redshirt, too. And he came back from all of his away missions! Engineers and jammies are not expendable.
ReplyDeleteJammies, start faking that Scottish accent NOW!
ReplyDeleteYou look great in red! Embrace it!
ReplyDeletePhasers on stun!
ReplyDeleteTook me a few seconds to realize the joke.
ReplyDeleteSigh. I guess I have to turn in my Trekkie card.
Not to worry, Jammies. Your company will find that your work has to be done in English and change their minds. ;)
Burn it! Now!
ReplyDeleteI'd say stay away from the transporter and the engine room.
ReplyDeleteSomebody's pants are on fire! They've been outsourcing jobs for a while now...screw setting the phasers to stun...shoot to kill.
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