For the discriminating gentleman who appreciates vintage items. 1965 wide-body model free to right buyer. Runs well on chocolate, compliments and exotic bath products. Most original factory equipment still installed. Minimal rust and dings, upholstery shows some wear-and-tear, tailpipe and other systems clean.
Cleveland Amory once said that only men could be curmudgeons. Fine. I've set out to be a curmudgeonette. I'm middle-aged, single, owned by a stubborn dog and so white bread all my clothes should say "Wonder." If it weren't for a few little quirks, I would be absolutely indistinguishable from other Midwestern females.
Saturday, December 01, 2007
Well, I thought it was funny
From the Lush forum. The task was to write a personal ad, five lines or less. Here's mine:
Truth in advertizing my leetle cabbage, you must mention that the engine smokes when stressed.
ReplyDeleteSounds like one hell of a good deal. ;)
ReplyDeleteWow, for a non-car person, I'm impressed with that post.
ReplyDeletethats just too funny! Brilliant!
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