Cleveland Amory once said that only men could be curmudgeons. Fine. I've set out to be a curmudgeonette.
I'm middle-aged, single, owned by a stubborn dog and so white bread all my clothes should say "Wonder." If it weren't for a few little quirks, I would be absolutely indistinguishable from other Midwestern females.
Thursday, November 09, 2006
Halfway
My Lush is still halfway to Ohio.
I'm halfway to getting over Mr. Potato Dick.
Literotica has deleted my stories but not my account--only halfway there.
But you're ALL THE WAY adorable! *smooch*
ReplyDelete(And I blew Diet Coke through my nostrils on Mr. Potato Dick.)
*smooch back*
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry about your nostrils, but thank you for letting me make you laugh, beautiful, and thank you for the compliment.
You'll be cool, Jammies.
ReplyDeleteYou're too smart and tough to let Mr. Potato Dick put you down for long.
*kiss*
Rob
geez, now im off of potatoes for a while....
ReplyDeleteWasn't Mr. Potato Dick was worst selling toy last Christmas? Or maybe I'm thinking of Spank-Me Elmo.
ReplyDeleteScott, that wouldn't surprise me. I can't believe I was dumb enough to buy him.
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