Cleveland Amory once said that only men could be curmudgeons. Fine. I've set out to be a curmudgeonette.
I'm middle-aged, single, owned by a stubborn dog and so white bread all my clothes should say "Wonder." If it weren't for a few little quirks, I would be absolutely indistinguishable from other Midwestern females.
Friday, July 07, 2006
Ugh
The slugs are in, The slugs crawl out. They're only there To make you shout.
You are a week ahead of me, a pity; we could have slugged it out.
ReplyDeleteI am unleashing slug-powered ANGER upon my insurance company today. Wheeeeee. I am EVIL.
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