Self-congratulatory blithering

Posted this on one of the message boards where I hang my hat, and was rather proud of it:

Jammies, you will embarrass yourself if you do that.

More than I would by talking to myself in front of everyone at the AH?

Yes, more than that.

I don't think that's possible.

You really underestimate our capacity for self-humiliation, don't you?

Oh shut up and go eat a cinnamon bear.

Mmmmrf!