Cleveland Amory once said that only men could be curmudgeons. Fine. I've set out to be a curmudgeonette.
I'm middle-aged, single, owned by a stubborn dog and so white bread all my clothes should say "Wonder." If it weren't for a few little quirks, I would be absolutely indistinguishable from other Midwestern females.
Sunday, March 04, 2007
Obsessed
I want a bath.
I desperately crave a bath.
I need a bath.
I am horribly nauseous, and a bath with peppermint/spearmint bubble bath is exactly the solution to my troubles.
Bad Jammies. I would have had another French Kiss bath on your behalf. There aren't many people in this world that I would have a bath FOR because bath time is all about ME! However, you rate.
This too shall pass, and you lucky bnitch, you never have to have another miserable period again. Just keep telling yourself that.
ReplyDeleteI am a bad girl--I took a bath.
ReplyDeleteIt was heavenly, and I might do it again next weekend.
Baaaaaaad Jammies.
Bad Jammies. I would have had another French Kiss bath on your behalf. There aren't many people in this world that I would have a bath FOR because bath time is all about ME! However, you rate.
ReplyDelete"I am a bad girl--I took a bath.
ReplyDeleteIt was heavenly, and I might do it again next weekend.
Baaaaaaad Jammies."
Don't come crying to me when your incision bursts open in a flood of eviseration.
You need to join Bathaholics Anonymous.
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